Say What? Some Guy Stole $700 Worth of Axe in Somerville

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For reasons we cannot begin to understand, some man decided to snatch $700 worth of Axe products in two separate trips from a Somerville Stop & Shop. The robberies went down on Monday and yesterday, and police are still seeking out the perp. If you spot him, call Somerville Police at 617-625-1600, extension 7271, and then please ask him...were excessively pungent body fragrances really worth it?
· He's a real Axe man [UniversalHUB]